The Two-Point Distraction

$75.99 USD

Supposed to be watching the game... but all focus is on ribs and wings.

This platter was built to steal your attention and your appetite. With a full rack of ribs, a dozen smoked wings, and just enough sauce to baptize your muffins — it’s everything you want in a tailgate box, minus the stadium pricing.


What’s in the Box:

  • 1 Full Slab of St. Louis Ribs
    Glazed in your sauce of choice and smoked competition style — tender with just the right pull. If you're looking for fall-off-the-bone ribs, head to a chain. We cook 'em like pitmasters, not crowd-pleasers.

  • 12 Smoked Wings
    Slow-smoked, sauced how you want them. Juicy, bold, and never fried.

  • 2 Bayou Butter Bomb Cornbread Muffins
    Cajun-spiced, andouille-stuffed, cheddar-dripped cornbread muffins with honey butter baked in.

  • 2 Sides (8 oz each)
    Traditional or fusion. Your call. Just know they’re made to hit hard, not sit quietly.

  • 4 oz Gourmet Sauce
    Because those muffins deserve something to swim in. And you know you’re gonna dunk something else in it too.


Feeds How Many?

Feeds 2 hungry humans, no question. Might stretch to 3 or 4 if your company isn’t completely unhinged. But really, this is a bros-before-field-goals type of feast — built for bonding, not counting calories.


Add-Ons:

  • ¼ lb Rib Tips – $4.99

  • ¼ lb Conecuh Sausage – $4.00

  • Pulled Pork Sandwich – $9.00