The Two-Point Distraction
Supposed to be watching the game... but all focus is on ribs and wings.
This platter was built to steal your attention and your appetite. With a full rack of ribs, a dozen smoked wings, and just enough sauce to baptize your muffins — it’s everything you want in a tailgate box, minus the stadium pricing.
What’s in the Box:
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1 Full Slab of St. Louis Ribs
Glazed in your sauce of choice and smoked competition style — tender with just the right pull. If you're looking for fall-off-the-bone ribs, head to a chain. We cook 'em like pitmasters, not crowd-pleasers. -
12 Smoked Wings
Slow-smoked, sauced how you want them. Juicy, bold, and never fried. -
2 Bayou Butter Bomb Cornbread Muffins
Cajun-spiced, andouille-stuffed, cheddar-dripped cornbread muffins with honey butter baked in. -
2 Sides (8 oz each)
Traditional or fusion. Your call. Just know they’re made to hit hard, not sit quietly. -
4 oz Gourmet Sauce
Because those muffins deserve something to swim in. And you know you’re gonna dunk something else in it too.
Feeds How Many?
Feeds 2 hungry humans, no question. Might stretch to 3 or 4 if your company isn’t completely unhinged. But really, this is a bros-before-field-goals type of feast — built for bonding, not counting calories.
Add-Ons:
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¼ lb Rib Tips – $4.99
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¼ lb Conecuh Sausage – $4.00
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Pulled Pork Sandwich – $9.00